Friday, 30 July 2010

I just read Tommy's blog...

I feel that whatever i have to write shall pale into insignificance. that was deep reflection there, old pal :P

Orange bacardi breezer tastes like orange squash sprinkled with nutmeg...

I'm really into trivia and I was looking it up last night on google * i mean seriously, does ANYONE use Bing? i'm avoiding it purely in protest against the abysmal adverts* are some of the ones that i picked out and sent to Zaros...

Kissing is healthier than shaking hands
Ants never sleep
If you are right handed, you will tend to chew food on your right side. If you are left handed, you're likely to chew food on your left side
Humans and bonobo monkeys (pygmy chimpanzee) are the only species who have face-to-face sex
Women blink nearly twice as much as men *i've never noticed*
Studies have proven that it is harder to tell a convincing lie to someone you find sexually attractive *that's pretty interesting...i suppose that people naturally feel less inclined to lying to people that they're attracted to as on a subconconcious level they're trying to make themselves appear honest and so suitable to procreate with...*
If you put a raisin in a fresh glass of champagne, it will rise and fall continuously
2,520 can be divided by 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, and 10 without having a fractional leftover
Human eye detects 10 million colors
In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her cheating adulterous husband but she may only do so with her bare hands *bloody brilliant*
Earthworms have five hearts
A Playboy magazine survey found more women talk dirty during sex than men * they can't exactly monitor that though can they xD?*
The number of people alive on earth right now is higher than the number of all the people that have died. Ever.
There are only four words in the English language which end in '-dous': tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous

I really have no idea about how believable they are but they're blooming brilliant, aren't they??

Another one that stuck in my mind was:
111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12345678987654321

Brilliant, right? xD

oh and apparently 2/3 people tilt their heads to the right when kissing...i'm in the minority *get me!! xD*

Ooh, I keep forgetting to tell you, i finished my book a couple days ago! It was, 'It's not you, it's me' by Helen Dunne. I hated the title from the beginning but was a little more forgiving by the end. It's not a literary breakthrough but it was good to try something by an author i haven't read before. It was pretty predictable but i enjoyed it and it was nice and short so i can move onto reading jane eyre and lord of the flies when i get home sometime...although tbh, i have two more books from the library and three that my grandma's lending me to get through as well so i'm not too keen to get on with the prescribed reading material...
actually one of the books that my grandma's lending me is Alan Titchmarsh's autobiography....never have i shown an interest in Mister Ticthmarsh. I do like autobiographies though...
I think it's just cuz i'm nosey.

ooooh, i know i'm being morbid again but just so as you know, i've decided that when i die i want the last three entries from my private diary to be published up here from whatever time it is that i leave...just so as everyone knows what's going on in my mind...right, morbidity over...

I LOVE demetri martin...i think i've already told you about him but just so as you know for sure, he is fabulously funny and ever so clever, i really enjoyed watching his telly programme last night...he said this one thing that i loved...'if you snap a pencil you have two pencils, if you snap a pen you have no pens...think about it' i love him so much. i couldn't find that clip on the tube but there are loads and this one has some brilliant quotes :

another quote that i like from a different show by him is, " when someone asks me, 'do you have a poncho?' i say, '...not yet.' because i have a rug and a pair of scissors so at any moment i am but 2 minutes from having one"
he is just so brilliant.

I'm fairly certain that i've told at least some of you this before but incase i haven't....i can tie my hair in a bow, it doesn't look great but the important thing is that i can. I just felt that you should know that.

cuz, you know, i'm generous and stuff...

i should probably grab a man, six HOURS in the car tomorrow :'( i'm not big on travelling like this :s

My grandpa took some links outta my bracelet so it fits properly now :) my grandpa rocks

I relaly ought to get going

oooh, if you read this in time i'm watching the IT crowd tonight so i'll be a bit late Zaros :/

Peace and love
"Helping others to feel better will help you feel better about yourself" LZ


  1. The facts seem mostly right.

    Here's a nice one - there are roughly 100 billion stars in our galaxy, which is around the same number of people that have ever lived and are currently living. So for every person so far in existence, a star shines for them.

  2. hear that tommy? there are ONE HUNDRED BILLION so why can't you buy me one for my 16th? *hrumph*

  3. hang on...i know you said mostly but...'A Playboy magazine survey found more women talk dirty during sex than men'
    really? you know that's right? really??! xD

  4. Kaytei, Mark invented the internet and knows every single thing in the universe, as do I except I'm mental so no one actually knows that I know all that stuff.

    If Tommy did actually get you a star, where would you put it? They're giant, would burn you up instantly and there is just so many more complications about them. Although, I suppose Tommy could pay to have one named after you, if it costs anything at all.

  5. yeah, that's what i meant! obviously i couldn't just sit it on a shelf...anyways, one day tommy has to by me a BALL OF FIRE xD he promised...sort of...

  6. Two Great Balls O' came fire rollin' doon tha' mountain side! CLITTA CLATTA! Into the watta!

    Will that suffice, Miss Mink? :D

  7. I was going to reply to that in a fairly immature way, but I resisted. Kaytei, before you quote me again:
    I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.
    I found that somewhere :)