Thursday, 30 June 2011

WHITE VAN DRIVERS

CAN FECK THE HELL RIGHT OFF :)

and also, my leggings are NOT see through from behind unless you really stare. So bugger the hell off you prattish wanker.

A Thirty-something *i kid you not* guy said to me 'word of warning, your leggings are see-through from behind'

I was totally dumbfounded I just sorta stopped and stared , trying to comprehend how insulted I felt when He turned around and said, 'not being pervy, just saying'
oh my goodness.

IN OTHER NEWS

Smothered myself in sun cream and got to chairs out in the garden, one for my bum, one to rest my feet on, sat to read my book 'love nest' by julia llewellyn *oh slushy girly chic-flicks, how I've missed you!!!* and THEN the sun chose to hide away. AAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH

My book is pretty good though, with exams and revision and life getting in the way of living I've been too busy to really read and enjoy a book for a while so this is nice, just chilling in pyjamas with an easy read. I haven't read anything by this author before but she's best selling and it's a safe genre. I'm about halfway through and very into it atm.
One character Nick Crex is a butthead...his method of breaking up with girls is to stop taking their calls and replying to their texts, basically ignoring them all the time...until they get the message....nice.
I feel really bad for Grace, everyone's kinda treated her like crap her whole life and now she's 34 and hasn't relaly got anything to call her own...but some guy's asked her ouit to dinner :)
Gemma's sister Bridget is going to be an egg donor so that Gemma can have a baby with her husband Alex....

anyway, I can hear you falling asleep so i'll stop...I should probably go put some clothes on, brush my hair....and teeth...I've been up for like 5 hours and I'm not awake yet O.o

Summer, can't wait for sleepover, i love you so much :D

Peace and love
xxxx
p.s likey the new background? :P

Monday, 27 June 2011

Dear Male Population

Get the fuck over yourselves.

Peace and love
xxxx

Sunday, 26 June 2011

Reminiscing...

Never learnt how to spell that word, why bother now?

Just looked through a disk of photos from years ago....:P so many things I don't even remember doing....such awful night clothes....a centre parting?!?!? dang, my hair was short as well!! It was just over my shoulders, so it must have been from about year 7/8 because I remember wanting a change...I wanted my hair REALLY short...my folks didn't...we met in the middle :) There were pictures of my old house too, it was a bungalow with gorgeous bay windows and a porch and we had a massive hanging basket over it, and flower beds bursting with colour. The grass looked so lush and green, i can almost remember the smell and feel of it when I used to lie in it reading...I'm sooo gutted I can't go back there. Ever. I love living in guildford but I spent the first 12 years of my life there...and then some developer knocked it down :/ They cut down our beautiful magnolia tree and everything...the flowers were soooo stunning in full bloom and I remember hiding behind it, having water fights with my brothers :P we'd go on our trampoline and get real hot bouncing and shoving each other and then we'd jump into our lil paddling pool to cool off....dang...those were good days...

Today's beautiful. I hope this sunshine's here to stay...if only for a lil while, i'm covered in sun cream so I'm definitely gonna be strolling round later...mmmmm. maybe i'll do some cooking, haven't done any in a while.
HECK i know what i wanna do....I'm going to finish a painting I started about a year ago xD I got distracted and then I just didn't get any time...

ha, just told my mom I was gonna geta boob job after having kids and she said not to bother cuz they grow when you have kids anyway but i said they'd be all floppy and she said that's fine, just fling them over your shoulders....*cringe* I love ma moomin xD

Happy Day

Peace and love
xxxx

Saturday, 25 June 2011

:'D I'm so happy

SO

The past few days have been the best so far....like...ever....well, maybe not ever but right now i'm putting them right up there on the *Feck-Awesome* shelf :D

Hattie was amazing to invite me :) and her b'day plans were soooo good, i LOVED madame Tussaurds and our evening the night before :P and i love you hattie :D

Then sleeping over with a bunch or rank teenage guys....I have boy germs :'(
*kidding* I had such a frack-brilliant time...even though i was the butt of a lot of sexist jokes...but that's fine :P I like making sandwiches xD EAT THAT YOU MOTHER HUBBARDS.
I'm shamefully bad at shooting zombies though....i'll go sit in the corner...anyone got a Dunce hat?

aha

OOHHHHHHHHHH

can't believe, i almost forgot to say this, it's really important...something big's happening on 19th September *one week prior to another incredibly important date...ahem...*


NATIONAL 'TALK LIKE A PIRATE' DAY

Oh. Yes.

It's true!!! My mama told me so, I haven't googled it to make sure but i have no reason to doubt moomin's words of wisdom :D


Working inside again today....'twas alright....had to clean the loos again...and mop....they're so picking on me....xD *i'm such a victim, i need attention, LOVE ME* fecked up an order today :s sean was bugged....but then he fecked up too....everyone makes mistakes :s

I think I'm about done, love you guys, honest i do :P you make my life like 100 *million* times better.

adam, we need to have another sleepover!! i'll see you on tuesday?? xxx


Peace and love
xxxx

Wednesday, 22 June 2011

I JUST SHOT THE ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM

...sorry...
about killing a metaphorical elephant....??....

Anyways, I was of course referring to EXAMS!!! In search of some small source of solace *alliteration ftw* I've been avoiding mentioning them on here or in either of my diaries until that blessed day when they end. Today is that day.
Hallelujah :P

Odd being in the hall on my own.....maow....don't like being alone....

but it's all over.

I WIN.

Tonight, tomorrow, tomorrow night, the next day...all gonna be amazing.

I love this.

...apparently issues with latin paper 3....damnit...the exam boards' cock-ups were annoying when they weren't affecting me, but now that they are??

...how very dare they?

...bastards...



anyways :D this literally made me laugh out loud * i avoided using the abbreviation...get me...no?....fine then!*



ahahahahahahahahahaha :D

Going to bathe, VALE

Peace and love
xxxx
p.s for anyone who read the post of a couple days ago regarding a bangle made by martin, i used the present tense of fucere rather than the perfect tense...so here goes....second shot:
Martin mihi bangle fucerat.


or whatever 'bangle' is in latin...i tried a translator...it came up with 'bangle'....i doubt that...
SCORN
p.p.s adam's lost his dummy, please can someone buy him a new one? he can't sleep without it....bless...

Tuesday, 21 June 2011

Well, according to google it's the first day of Summer!!

and children, you know what that means for us Britts, right?

BEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACH in the RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN


we don't care what the weather actually looks like, as long as it's officially summer, that's enough for us to strip to the bare essentials and Rock this Mother Hubbard. I went there, oh yes i did.

I'm a little bit hyper.

I'm off out to withdraw my life's savings and buy a ticket for the soonest flight. Anywhere. I'm not taking any luggage. I figure, cash and cards could get stolen, baggage gets lost and mobile cost a fortune abroad so I'll live out of bins for my first evening but try to entice a wealthy gentleman caller with my womanly ways into paying for my accomodation as well as my clothes and food. For the record, by 'womanly ways' I'm referring to making him a sandwich as I will have of course secured a steady, but low, income working in a grotty sandwich bar. Of course, wealthy gentleman callers aren't famous for being interested in grotty sandwich bars, but he will catch my eye through the window and gallop in upon a noble steed. Yes, my wealthy gentleman caller is skilled in riding a horse, what's unusual about that?? and horses are allowed in the grotty sandwich bar...

do you know what? I've changed my mind...I reckon I might just stay home today...

Peace and love
xxxx

Monday, 20 June 2011

Martin made a bangle for me

Well, he made a bangle...and i comandeered it...xD he said it's ok...so that's fine :P
it's totally cool, really like it :D

Martin mihi bangle fucit.

TOO MUCH LATIN. btw, the above sentence is probably wrong but it's supposed to say the same as my subject. My brain is fried.

I'm digging this song right now:


:S Wish i'd heard it sooner :P

briefly caught up with my girls before Latin :P love you!!!

Peace and love
xxxx